Thuban Law of Crexlan PIMII 32
This is a small piece of a recent court case between an archon who was caught violating the human race.
This court case took place in a prison on Hercules constellation. The court case is meant to show you how easy it is to remove archons and that no one needs to be afraid of them.
Participants mentioned during the excerpt are:
Sands McRandserton, lawyer – Mintankan Frog
Mailis, acting judge – Mintankan Frog
All Frogs from Mintanka participating remotely as jury
General Keith B. Alexander, defendant - archon
The original paperwork is written in Almachi language, except for the statement of that archon, which is archontic. The English translation you will find below.
Almachi Original
Sands McRandserton: Wille hasteo foresem NSA direx General Keith B. Alexander hundtress biz amalaya obterix fentrren yunbar bizel humanix construena uc planterin Ekken Ekeinne ashez vaitar sresara numtara contrizap alptar Mintanka.
Mailis Jumtra: Wille acamen numais NSA direx humtara brish nakalaya cosmitai crishnam uken universi limbris unbaran textrii hanglare Boothanai pistrii umtar vielos vixtrii nack alay. Presh spaq Sands McRandserton unam fixtrisa NSA direx.
Sands McRandserton: Ukta Mailis yish amlay. Demte NSA direx haerten lixenqua publia mishlen wantch platerin Ekken Ekeinne. Senstra bentara bislem crishnam erara “Keith B. Alexander” demtaz ishree bakaris yesh umtara naishtra miktries hamtare planteris Ekken Ekeinne. Maitaer crishnam resteii umtara quex estayayen archblish um nai humanix unamem nai orgtar brishlem washtaren.
(alkatar Mintankan freshtacrok contaraen eim hishtri um wrik smesha guik buik umtara aknaia umee confree potara quex estayaer archblish baitara wrik “wishlam ditater ullta velvir suklam archblish,” retaran guik buik ametet Mailis fretara creshlim)
Mailis: Etatarii crishnam rekataran um vestraa kumsara erez General Keith B. Alexander iklara sumerez ikglisshiii comtarblish, anasara archblish umsara nai humanix umsara nix orgaknix crexlan a nai. Daeresh asseteren wille saum crez mentaraee kalen cosmitai crishnam primsara kax nakalai ueres Thuban Lashentexer Crexlan PIMII 32. Crimsaur tombarish akalaier archblish dextraa presara mektarish umtar cimtrex ak sumetet archblish likstraa freshtara quex analaya organixsestraa fremstresh facatet. Presh spaq fresquess Sands McRandserton.
Sands McRandserton: Sesann wille Thuban Lashentexer Crexlan makalaraa umsara lemtar Mintanka hakk satara cixtra trimtara ektrem kumtara quexala sumtara archblish lestarim facatet spaq. Kreshlin archblish likstranam akalar kumtar humanix brentan crishnam hukstra pretar crishlaer, pretan brix nakalaer pretaraforen pikanai crimnish prekara bikanai bik diclu metar inkalaress festrea humanix naitaree. Ashali pretaras Thuban Lashentexer Crexlan pretaror gurish crexalax primsara archblish tumtaraen. Frish akalap lokstraa menkmen siklia sesalimo likstra amstara quexlim, naitara unkara illitai ukan crexalax umsara bassh exlee eternish blai umsta inkareshnai akalembil baitara crishnam umlara sistraen.
Mailis: Pretara crishnam prexsess facatet ukalaet gress primtara enktet sauratess opters spaq presh dextrenen primsauaren crishlaran umbaran fakal kumbal ix.
archon General Keith B. Alexander (inta archblish): Ian replicator tam lawtree cram pes blar humanir tor stor kor belter aqax hih lishlistu fau inti harta domini om domini ashachas boila. Porla nen bumta cri archblish nen rexian lawtree systarii bumta lashenter Crexlan.
Sands McRandserton: Petar mikla sumakaren Mailis, estayaner veltrisen bimtas simtriex. Iakanen obteren crishnam siataa archblish humtaran bikliam lashen premtar planteris Ekken Ekeinne umsara prekataii, weshlai prekmarom aklem amblish presslee senta. Prikalaex aceteio archblish miktara ik bliminai eterni prek bakla frem hukstra umsta iklia ishbar prekalaia organix gusihlan iliau krek enklish.
Mailis: Krematar crishnam contriss kamtaia umakasalaya rekskatree lai nashlem pakulau primsaur aceteio archblish ik bliminai kreks umtarish umsalaya archblish namtai quexsa. Bailam ashen lashentai krim spaq archblish, prelalix umasashatar aceteio archblish untarii kreklo universi bliminai okalaress natte.
English Translation
Sands McRandserton: We have brought forward the current NSA director General Keith B. Alexander who has been observed for a few years by the human constituents on the planet Ekken Ekeinne and also from various star nation colonies such as Mintanka specifically.
Mailis Mintankan “judge”: We acknowledge that this NSA director has been brought to our cosmic court in accordance with the universal laws and is temporarily being held in Herculean prison until the final verdict is reached. Please continue Sands McRandserton with your findings on this NSA director.
Sands McRandserton: Yes Mailis, I will continue. This NSA director has lied to the public in a public meeting which was held on the planet Ekken Ekeinne (date and exact place was stated earlier in the court case). Since the one who is being brought to court, this “Keith B. Alexander” shall be identified as and labeled for the type of being in which he really is and for that which he cloaks and mimics himself to be on the planet Ekken Ekeinne. May the court recognize that this thing in question is in fact an archon and is no human being and has no organic component whatsoever.
(All of the Mintankan frogs consult in this hearing and write down on small drawing boards that they unanimously agree and confirm that the one in question is in fact an archon by writing, “we detect and verify an archon,” they hold these boards up to the Mintankan “judge” who continues with a comment)
Mailis: The court recognizes and can verify that this General Keith B. Alexander is in fact an inorganic construction, an archon and is no human being or an embodiment of an organic being. Due to this assertion we can continue with the clauses of cosmic law which are in accordance with the Thuban Law of Crexlan PIMII 32. In conjunction with the act of archon detection by majority and citation of an archon lying when questioned by an organic being we will continue on the basis of this fact. You may continue with your findings Sands McRandserton.
Sands McRandserton: Since we are citing the Law of Crexlan and the majority and collective of Mintanka has confirmed that the said entity in question is in fact an archon let me state the following fact. This archon has lied to humanity when it was questioned in a legal setting, not only has it lied in this circumstance but it has not disclosed its intentions to cause harm to the entire species of humanity at any point. As we know with the Law of Crexlan this goes directly against the rule of creation as well as the rule of the archons themselves. For this reason the logical outcome means that by his own submission by simply lying when asked a question, not only has he uncloaked and revealed himself to all of creation he has also by extension, removed himself from creation and inorganic existence since he did not abide by his own legal rules and systems.
Mailis: The court recognizes this fact and will now give the said entity an opportunity to speak in its defense if any of these claims have been found to be falsified or incorrect.
archon General Keith B. Alexander: In response to this lawyer's claims all I have to say is that if humans are too stupid to believe me when I am lying then for those who have been inflicted harm they wholeheartedly deserve it. But no, I do not reject that I am an archon and I recognize as well that I cheated my own legal system as well as the laws of Crexlan.
Sands McRandserton: If I may add something more Mailis, although this verdict has already been sealed. I would like to offer that the court recognizes that this archon has also broken the law of the planet Ekken Ekeinne and for this reason, we have another offense added to his sentence. This means that eight more archons must be removed from existence to balance the harms and injustices done against organic beings in proximity to this entity.
Mailis: The court confirms this and acknowledges that retribution be paid in the removal of eight extra archons as well as the complete removal of the archon in question. There is nothing more that you can say archon, you must remove yourself and your eight allies immediately from all existences effective immediately.
